it´s saturday night at the bar
I´m sitting right here drinking my beer
ordering round after round
all the people look strange, every girl´s out of range
I feel so lonely and scared
I want to get laid but I´m way to afraid
to make the first move and talk to a girl
I want to go home but not all alone
to pick up a girl could be the easiest thing
but not for me I´m not a Dingeling King
not for me I´m not a Dingeling King
it´s getting late, I´m getting drunk
it´s driving me nuts that I don´t have the guts
all the people in the room
are having a blast, I´ll have to act fast
and I say "hey pretty girl, how about us"
I dont give a fuck I hope for good luck
"hey pretty boy you make me laugh
don´t care where you go but I´ll need to say no"
to pick up a girl should be the easiest thing
but not for me I´m not a Dingeling King
not for me I´m not a Dingeling King
I finish up my last beer
my hope is all gone but wait I was wrong
a girl is headed towards me
with a smile on my face she says "my name is grace"
I realise she´s talking to me
is there really a god this situation feels odd
then she says "it´s time for some fun
let´s go to your place so you can cum on my face"
to pick up a girl could be the easiest thing
but not for me I´m not a Dingeling King
to pick up a girls is the easiest thing
and I know cause I´m a Dingeling King
and all the girls sing
Dingeling King Dingeling King
I don´t give a fuck cause I´m a Dingeling King
Dingeling King Dingeling King
suck my dick cause I´m a Dingeling King
Dingeling King
Dingeling King yeah
oh yeah I´m a Dingeling King
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